Why Coffee is Better Than Women.

A Cup of Coffee looks good in the morning.
You won't fall asleep after a cup of Coffee.
You can always warm a Cup of Coffee.
Coffee is cheaper.
You won't get arrested for ordering Coffee at 3 AM.
Coffee never runs out.
You can take black Coffee home to meet your parents.
Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
You can make Coffee as sweet as you want.
You can smoke while drinking Coffee.
Coffee smells and tastes good.
You can always get fresh Coffee.
You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.
They sell Coffee at police stations.
If you put chocolate in your Coffee. It doesn't put you on weight.
No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of Coffee.
A Big cup or Small cup? It doesn't matter.
Your Coffee doesn't talk to you.
Coffee smells good in the morning.
Coffee is good when it's cold too.
Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
No matter how bad Coffee is, you can always make it better.
When Coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
Coffee doesn't get pregnant.
Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM. And decide to have a Cup.
You can have an intelligent conversation with Coffee.
Your Coffee won't be jealous of a larger Cup.